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'May I have $50 to buy a round for the house, sir? — I'm a social drinker.'

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"Looks like we found the issue."

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

Party Animals.

'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Polygamists' Picnic

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Green Balloon

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

The devil you know and his plus one

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

The prying mantis,

Canape?

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'Before we start, shall we go round the table, and each share our name and a horrible dark secret from our past.'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

All dressed up and no place to go

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

A man looks up at the earth