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'May I have $50 to buy a round for the house, sir? — I'm a social drinker.'

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"Looks like we found the issue."

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'

Party Animals.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Polygamists' Picnic

The devil you know and his plus one

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

The prying mantis,

Green Balloon

Canape?

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'Before we start, shall we go round the table, and each share our name and a horrible dark secret from our past.'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

The Streets - Night

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

A man looks up at the earth

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."