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'Come in, you're not the first to arrive.'

Gate crashers at the White House.

Champagne

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Cardiac Recovery.

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

celebrating a birth.

Children's Party

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

Trade Show Sherpas

Let's Celebrate

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

"Whine and cheezed party."

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

Jumping Man

Glyndebourne

"I read 'Art News.'"

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Westminster: The after-party

With Compliments

How to read the dress code?

Me cold. Need heat cave. Fire works. To make metal tools, I need to melt these rocks. Fire works. I'd like a romantic atmosphere for my date tonight. Fire works. How should we celebrate the founding of our new nation? Fireworks!

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."

Party Time!

"Oh, he's so romantic."

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'

Caricatures of Political Figures Exhibited at the Opera Ball

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

"Does he have to do that every time he gets a little grant?"

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

Men. Women. Party Poopers.