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"I wish you hadn't ask Bill how business was."

"I did not ram Preston Sturges down their throats."

"'Host' and Cheese?"

Non smoker bragging.

"It's not my fault he keeps forgetting to bring food to the potlucks."

Tartine

'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

The devil you know and his plus one

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

The prying mantis,

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

Best Before 5th Pint.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Zoom Christmas

"welcome man cave."

"Whine and cheezed party."

Glyndebourne

Quiz Night...

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

When I said, "Let the good times roll," I didn't mean to let go of the keg.

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."