Social Gathering Guru Pillows

"I wish you hadn't ask Bill how business was."

"I did not ram Preston Sturges down their throats."

"'Host' and Cheese?"

Non smoker bragging.

"It's not my fault he keeps forgetting to bring food to the potlucks."

Tartine

'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

The prying mantis,

The devil you know and his plus one

Best Before 5th Pint.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

Zoom Christmas

"Whine and cheezed party."

"welcome man cave."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Quiz Night...

Glyndebourne

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

Playing cards.