Social Gatherer Pillows

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

Old Country Buffet.

"Hi, I'm Dr. Jenkins." "Nice to meet you. I'm Bachelor of Science Johnson."

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

The prying mantis,

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

The devil you know and his plus one

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

Time for tea and friendship.

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

Rose Toast

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Glyndebourne

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

Playing cards.

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

Midwest Winter Items.

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

Saying Grace.

"I rushed here from surgery. I didn't have time to get into costume."

Party Time!

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill