Social Gatherer Pillows

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

Old Country Buffet.

"Hi, I'm Dr. Jenkins." "Nice to meet you. I'm Bachelor of Science Johnson."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

The prying mantis,

The devil you know and his plus one

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

Time for tea and friendship.

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Rose Toast

Glyndebourne

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

Midwest Winter Items.

Playing cards.

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

When I said, "Let the good times roll," I didn't mean to let go of the keg.

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Party Time!

"I rushed here from surgery. I didn't have time to get into costume."

Saying Grace.

'I'm sorry, he likes to let off wind after dinner.'