Group Gatherers Pillows

I'm thinking of joining the, 'People Who Enjoy Solitude in Large Numbers', group.

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

Time for tea and friendship.

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

Rose Toast

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Midwest Winter Items.

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

"One word from you when the wife gets home and you're next Sunday's roast!"

Party Time!

Saying Grace.

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

Couple with lots of kids. Woman says: 'This is our daughter, my son from my first marriage, John's daughter from his second marriage, and I've no idea who the one on the end is.'

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

'And now we come to the sore losers...'

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

"Same old crowd."

Frigid Cold

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

"You remember Champ. . ."

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

'I don't like to complain, Evelyn, but aren't these family reunions getting out of hand?'

Counting Blessings

"So, Ben, what do you want to be when you stop sponging off your parents?"