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Zoom Christmas

Tartine

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Best Before 5th Pint.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"Whine and cheezed party."

"welcome man cave."

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Quiz Night...

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

Dog Park Zoom

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

"5...4...3...2..."

"When we grow up we can eat snacks BEFORE dinner and call them hors d'oeuvres!"

"I did not ram Preston Sturges down their throats."

"Thanks for inviting us over to try out your new hot tub!"

"'Host' and Cheese?"

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

"I wish you hadn't ask Bill how business was."

"I only do skype meetings these days."

'We'd like a quiet table for 47.'

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."