Virtual Meeting Guru T-Shirts

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

'What's your policy on working from home?'

"Wow. You look exactly like everyone else on a ZOOM call.", "You too. Like not even slightly different."

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

"I missed the Zoom meeting, but my avatar sat in for me."

'Ahhh.' - 'Hmm.' - 'Ug.'

"Still working from home, I see."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

Zoom Christmas

Office Meeting

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

Cat Zoom Meeting

Dog Park Zoom

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"Hold my video conferencing calls, Gina."

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

Negative Interest Meeting

"I'm fine going all zoom."

"Camera not working."

Remote work

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

"Dressing like that for an online job hunt won't give you any more luck."

Zoom Rodeos

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

"Listen, Phil....LOVE the hi-def video conferencing, but next time can you trim your nose hairs?"

"My Dreams are all Gallery View now."

"Oh, I'm okay. This is just my resting zoom face."

"Ain't nobody gonna end a meeting faster than me."