Virtual Meeting Connoisseur T-Shirts

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

Cat Zoom Meeting

Dog Park Zoom

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

Negative Interest Meeting

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

Remote work

"Camera not working."

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

Zoom Rodeos

"I only do skype meetings these days."

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

"My Dreams are all Gallery View now."

Virtual Magic Tricks

"Ain't nobody gonna end a meeting faster than me."

"Oh, I'm okay. This is just my resting zoom face."

'I'd like to give a particularly warm welcome to those of you who are joining us from the southern hemisphere.'

"I don't mind him working from home, except for casual Fridays."

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

'I don't get out of bed for this kind of money.'

"I can't come back to work at the office, sir. I've forgotten how to drive."

"Thank you for joining the call Tina. You can go ahead and log out now or stick around for the heaps of gossip."

'What's your policy on working from home?'