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"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

"I want to work from home!"

Dog Park Zoom

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"Thanks for coming in."

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

Working from Home.

"Hold my video conferencing calls, Gina."

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

'I thought a camping trip would keep your mind off work. What I'd like to know is how you got your desk out here without me knowing.'

"Most of us only come in two days a week now."

"I know you're allowed work from home, but do you have to work from MY home?"

"Working from my apartment doesn't bother me. It's basically the same size as my cubicle."

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'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

Leadership in the Covid-19 era

'If we set a precedent here the whole company will want to work from home.'

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

"Julian is still adjusting to in-person so he'll call in to this meeting from the back of the room."

"Christmas parties aren't nearly as much fun since we started teleworking. . ."

"I'm hungry anyone else?"

"You really think they'll come back to the hill after they've gotten used to working remotely?"

"I've been working from home for the last couple of years."