Virtual Meeting Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"Christmas is cancelled."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

Dog Park Zoom

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"Thanks for coming in."

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

Negative Interest Meeting

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

Remote work

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

"Camera not working."

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

"I only do skype meetings these days."

Man and woman meet in bar, in strained poses. He says: 'Now we've met, can we drop the Myspace poses?'

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

Zoom Rodeos

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

Woman searches for a book on 'Zoom Etiquette'.

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

Fiction/Non-Fiction/Zoom Etiquette

Virtual Magic Tricks

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

"Oh, I'm okay. This is just my resting zoom face."

'I'd like to give a particularly warm welcome to those of you who are joining us from the southern hemisphere.'

"I don't mind him working from home, except for casual Fridays."