Virtual Meeting Enthusiasts Prints

"Christmas is cancelled."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

Cat Zoom Meeting

Dog Park Zoom

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

Negative Interest Meeting

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

"Camera not working."

Remote work

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

"I only do skype meetings these days."

Zoom Rodeos

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

Fiction/Non-Fiction/Zoom Etiquette

Virtual Magic Tricks

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

"Oh, I'm okay. This is just my resting zoom face."

'I'd like to give a particularly warm welcome to those of you who are joining us from the southern hemisphere.'

"I don't mind him working from home, except for casual Fridays."

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"