Virtual Gathering Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I don't know why you get so stressed every time you have to sit in front of a camera."

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Polygamists' Picnic

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

Zoom Christmas

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

Dog Park Zoom

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"5...4...3...2..."

"When we grow up we can eat snacks BEFORE dinner and call them hors d'oeuvres!"

"Thanks for inviting us over to try out your new hot tub!"

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

"You remember Champ. . ."

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

Teleworking was the death of the office party

Lockdown Babies

"I don't know why I bought all the food. We're having a Zoom party."

"Isn't this wonderful darling, having the whole family around the telly again. . ."

The First Zoom Thanksgiving

Virtual Mayday Parade in Cuba

"What're you doing for Thanksgiving, little buddy?" "Having a huge party." "It'll be full of turkey, cranberry sauce, wine, eggnog, football, and friends and family who love me dearly." "Oh, good. I was afraid you'd be alone all day playing video games." "'Turkey Slaughter VI' is no ordinary game." "You're coming to my place."

"Your house is smaller than I remember it."

Zoom Backdrop

"We have spent the last six New Year's Eves with your mother. Isn't it time for a sabbatical New Year?"

"It's not easy to get used to real parties again..."

"Play Ball!"

Christmas party for the home worker

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"

"We've seen a lot of this in 2020... It's called 'Zoom Face'."

"Christmas is cancelled."

Virtual Inauguration