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"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

Tartine

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Best Before 5th Pint.

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"Whine and cheezed party."

Zoom Christmas

"welcome man cave."

Quiz Night...

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Midwest Winter Items.

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

"5...4...3...2..."

"Camera not working."

"'Host' and Cheese?"

"I did not ram Preston Sturges down their throats."

"I wish you hadn't ask Bill how business was."

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

'We'd like a quiet table for 47.'

"Oh, no! Hugo's tried snorting Pimms"

ZZZZZZZoom

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

'Care to form a splinter group?'

"Oh, now I remember you. You live in that big shoe on the corner."

"Oh, I'm okay. This is just my resting zoom face."

"So-called 'out-of-date' chocolate is an alien concept to me, like 'leftover wine'."