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ZZZZZZZoom

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

Second lifeReal life.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Zoom Christmas

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"Put your phones on vibrate. Maybe they'll keep you awake."

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

'And in conclusion.'

Negative Interest Meeting

"Camera not working."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

'Then again - no pain, no gain.'

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

"I have a right to disagree! You can't force me to use logic."

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

"Oh, I'm okay. This is just my resting zoom face."

Back to Zoom Savings

"'When will the endless meetings stop?' Are you trying to get something done?!!!"

"I don't care if it is the most realistic World War II simulator game, I still refuse to salute you."

"My eyes ache, that's enough zoom meetings and screentime for today."

'Ladies and gentlemen, would you like your screens wiped or dusted?'

"Howdy, Boss! I put the laptop on a rotating platform so we can all take turns saying 'Hi'!"

'Of course this game is educational; how else could I prepare for a zombie apocalypse.'

"Use backlighting, you won't stand out."

'Are 3-D, high definition webinars really necessary?'

"Your ten o'clock cancelled. He doesn't like the way his skin gets all wrinkly."