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"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Bench Press Accident

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

"You took that news with dignity and grace. I really wanted you to spaz out."

"We missed you at church Sunday."

"Put your phones on vibrate. Maybe they'll keep you awake."

'And in conclusion.'

Man climbs a ladder only to find the word HELP.

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

"Can I put in a claim for interview trauma compensation?"

"Camera not working."

'Then again - no pain, no gain.'

"If it gets tense in here I might need you to step up and BS-calate things."

"Oh, I'm okay. This is just my resting zoom face."

'A good idea, Fletcher? So was your last one. Which, I recall, brought us to the brink of bankruptcy!'

'Whose idea was it to teleconference our staff meetings?'

ZZZZZZZoom

"An occasional heads up would be nice."

Speed Dating

'Unfortunately, Mrs. Himner, spot weight reduction is impossible. You need to lose weight overall.'

'Er, Jane, if my wife's kidnappers ring I'm in a meeting.'

"'When will the endless meetings stop?' Are you trying to get something done?!!!"

Dorothy and the singles bar

"It's the wife - I can't even fight a war in bloody peace!"

"Denise, for this afternoon's meeting, get some facts and place them at my fingertips."

"Maybe we should lay off the upper body training till your head pops back out."

I haven't been hired yet.

'Are you willing to change your name to Bob Smith?'

"That's two 'ayes', two 'nays' and a 'whatever'."