Glamorous Gathering Enthusiast Pillows

Met Gala

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Sloaney Pony.

Lesbian civil partnership.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Champagne

Cardiac Recovery.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Polygamists' Picnic

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

celebrating a birth.

Let's Celebrate

Ladies

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

Jumping Man

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

Westminster: The after-party

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

With Compliments

Mime Baby

'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'

Party Time!

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'

High Five

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."

"Does he have to do that every time he gets a little grant?"

Men. Women. Party Poopers.

Final Exams Tip

"New Year's resolutions are fine, but we should really focus on squad goals."

"Footballers do this when they score"

It's National Pie Day! Let's celebrate.

'And who are you wearing?'

Wine Party

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'