Glamorous Gathering Enthusiast Gifts

Met Gala

Sloaney Pony.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Lesbian civil partnership.

Champagne

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Cardiac Recovery.

Polygamists' Picnic

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

celebrating a birth.

Ladies

Let's Celebrate

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

Jumping Man

With Compliments

Mime Baby

Westminster: The after-party

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'

Party Time!

High Five

Me cold. Need heat cave. Fire works. To make metal tools, I need to melt these rocks. Fire works. I'd like a romantic atmosphere for my date tonight. Fire works. How should we celebrate the founding of our new nation? Fireworks!

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'

"Does he have to do that every time he gets a little grant?"

Men. Women. Party Poopers.

Final Exams Tip

'And who are you wearing?'

"New Year's resolutions are fine, but we should really focus on squad goals."

It's National Pie Day! Let's celebrate.

"Footballers do this when they score"

Wine Party