Support Group Devotee Pillows

'Welcome to gamblers anonymous. Now before we get started who bets that Simmons doesn't show?'

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

Church Restoration Fund.

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."

"My name is Jane and I've been forty-six for 30 days."

"Nice sermon. Not too preachy."

Huge support for focus groups etc but nobody at the political meeting

Give Thanks.

'I have proof my support group is plotting against me.'

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

Dog with balloon, y-fronts, and party hat

I work too hard, I need a change, more time to spend with the children...by the way how many have we got?

'If they didn't have on-site daycare, I wouldn't even be able to come to these meetings.'

'Stroke! ... Stroke! ... Stroke!'

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

Mother's Day

'Insomniacs Anonymous. Next meeting 3am,Tues.'

The Electric Fence Survivors Support Group

Self-help group needs promoting to helping themselves to tea and biscuits

"Do you believe in life after drink?"

Rudy, Must you keep singing that song...' children in the morning...children in the evening...children at suppertime?

Alcoholics Eponymous

"It's true we like our members to be regular givers, but irregular givers are certainly welcome."

'I'm in two minds whether to go or not.'

Procrastinators Anonymous - Postponed

'My name's Steve, and I'm an alcoholic. And I'm pretty sure the guy vomiting behind my chair is too.'

"When I quit drinking I saved a ton of money that I lost gambling"

I'm with crazy.

Agoraphobia Congress

"Your support group is in need of a support group."

Welcome - forgetful persons anonymous.