Support Group Devotee T-Shirts

'Welcome to gamblers anonymous. Now before we get started who bets that Simmons doesn't show?'

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

Church Restoration Fund.

Accident-Prone Support Group.

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."

'I fell off the wagon, again... meat wagon that is.'

"My name is Jane and I've been forty-six for 30 days."

"Nice sermon. Not too preachy."

Huge support for focus groups etc but nobody at the political meeting

Give Thanks.

Dog with balloon, y-fronts, and party hat

'I have proof my support group is plotting against me.'

I work too hard, I need a change, more time to spend with the children...by the way how many have we got?

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

"I provided the comic relief and said all the right things like 'Yee haw!' And 'You got that right, boss!' . . . But he ditched me anyway!"

'If they didn't have on-site daycare, I wouldn't even be able to come to these meetings.'

'Stroke! ... Stroke! ... Stroke!'

Cartoon characters unable to instantly recover from catastrophic injuries support group.

The Electric Fence Survivors Support Group

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

Mother's Day

'Insomniacs Anonymous. Next meeting 3am,Tues.'

Self-help group needs promoting to helping themselves to tea and biscuits

"Do you believe in life after drink?"

"It's true we like our members to be regular givers, but irregular givers are certainly welcome."

'I'm in two minds whether to go or not.'

Alcoholics Eponymous

Rudy, Must you keep singing that song...' children in the morning...children in the evening...children at suppertime?

Procrastinators Anonymous - Postponed

'My name's Steve, and I'm an alcoholic. And I'm pretty sure the guy vomiting behind my chair is too.'

I'm with crazy.

Agoraphobia Congress

"When I quit drinking I saved a ton of money that I lost gambling"

"Your support group is in need of a support group."

"Ok. Who has a texting addiction?"