Designer Devotee T-Shirts

"By the authority vested in me by Bloomingdale's, how may I help you?"

Designer labels "I'm sorry, but I think I've forgotten your name."

'Go shopping. Buy designer clothing, fashion footwear, and designer bags. Let's see if retail therapy will help you.'

"You can tell by the footprint... those are expensive running shoes!"

"Do you know how much it costs to look this cheap?"

"Wait a minute - you're Ellie Pobursky, the famous handbag designer!"

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

'And I got this scar when I got in a crush of plump women rushing to buy Leviathongs at the mall sale...'

She kissed the frog and it turned into a handsome ponce

'I'm totally stressed. Everything has become so horrendously emblematic.'

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

"£300! That's a lot of money!"

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

"Guess where my Guccis took me today."

"My Harry is Bill Blass from head to toe."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"You went to Barneys without me? You slut!"

Second hand furniture.

Creative department

The World's Easiest Airport

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

New Shoes.

Italica

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"I love these old decorations!"

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

"Does this make me think I look good?"

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

"Am I passionate about fashion? Yep, I guess you could say I'm fashionate."

A woman in prayer