Designer Decor Devotee T-Shirts

'Burberry cushioning, very nice.'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

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Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"I love these old decorations!"

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

Board Game Hunter

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

'Huh. Where'd all my birthday decorations go???'

Posh Easter Egg

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."