Interior Design Devotee T-Shirts

"I'd much prefer to hide inside walls with original moldings."

Decorators paint and ghosts have a party

'Try and look on the bright side Cressida, all this HSR2 stuff save us having to replace the hall carpet.'

"This gorgeous new chair is almost too beautiful to touch... NAHHHHH!"

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Interior design trends for parents....

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"I didn't spark joy."

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Painting the Ceiling

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Home depot."

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Fittd shēt

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Cat statues on entrance gate

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Getting to Know You

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "