Interior Designer In The Making T-Shirts

'Any chance you could keep my cell for me? I'd only just got it how I wanted it...'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

Interior design trends for parents....

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

"I didn't spark joy."

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Home depot."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

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"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

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'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Cat statues on entrance gate

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."