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'Wow. It really opens the place up.'

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Interior design trends for parents....

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

"I didn't spark joy."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Home depot."

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Cat statues on entrance gate

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Framed Lady

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."