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"Dang. Empty. What about the painting? Wouldn't it look great in our den?"

"This place is perfect. It must have been built for us."

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

Shelter Cat Nap

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

Unfinished Funiture Store.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

Moving in

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Two portraits kissing each other

Man and woman buying furniture.

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

Tedious Romantic.

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

'You've been rearranging the furniture again, haven't you?'

"It all starts with them having you fetch their slippers."

"I love what you've done with him."

Modern Parents

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

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