Home Decorator At Heart Gifts

"Dang. Empty. What about the painting? Wouldn't it look great in our den?"

"This place is perfect. It must have been built for us."

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

Shelter Cat Nap

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Moving in

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Man and woman buying furniture.

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Two portraits kissing each other

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

Tedious Romantic.

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

'You've been rearranging the furniture again, haven't you?'

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

Curtains haberdashery

"I love what you've done with him."

"It all starts with them having you fetch their slippers."