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"Would you like me to show you around my apartment and tell you how much I paid for everything?"

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

Unfinished Funiture Store.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

Moving in

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Tedious Romantic.

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Man and woman buying furniture.

Two portraits kissing each other

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'It's a coffee-book table.'

"It all starts with them having you fetch their slippers."