Fun-loving Decorator T-Shirts

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

Modern Parents

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Filet minion

Shelter Cat Nap

"I love these old decorations!"

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

The Hammer

"Can that be right?"

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

Yard Sale

Pinata Trophies

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

'I found out how to redecorate the easy way - just call the old wallpaper names and it will come down to slap you!'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

Mice Cream

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'