Fun-loving Decorator T-Shirts

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

Modern Parents

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Filet minion

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Shelter Cat Nap

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

Still Life With Nordic Track

"I love these old decorations!"

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

The Hammer

Yard Sale

"Can that be right?"

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

Pinata Trophies

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

Mice Cream

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

Hunter in stand in a Christmas tree tied to a car.

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'I found out how to redecorate the easy way - just call the old wallpaper names and it will come down to slap you!'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'