Fashion-forward Decorator T-Shirts

Modern Furniture/Sculptures Object to Old Fashioned Chair.

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

Shelter Cat Nap

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Modern Parents

'How are you doing on your side?'

Super glue . . .

A new meaning in the Roman

"Just imagine this room fully carpeted with multi-level platforms and cubbies."

"I want you to work late. Put on your overtime shoes."

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

"Well, it does make the room look larger."

"The one's an en suite and the other's a walk-in wardrobe."

'I just love what you've done with the kitty litter box.'

Carlo Bing's Penne Lounge Chair

'When we converted the pub into a house, we decided to keep some of the original features.'

Celebrate EVERYTHING

Prisoner decorating his cell.

"And our charging station, also a period piece. . ."

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'

Xmas tree

"That 'Spirit of Christmas yet to come' comes around earlier every year..."

'Sheila wanted a statue and I wanted a water feature so we compromised.'

"Gosh, Bob, I just LOVE the dynamic interplay between the new wall color and the accents of pandemic-era psychosis!"

"Do me a favor. . . stick to changing the wallpaper that's on your computer."

"I love what you've done with that punch bowl Reginald!"

Snowglobe In Summer

"This place is perfect. It must have been built for us."

Easter Island Decorating

Zen Garden litter box