Designer Bag Devotee Prints

"Any one of these will make the company even richer."

"£800! How can you hide this from your husband?"

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

To them it's just a Prada handbag

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

It bag and no knickers!

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

"Which free tote goes best?"

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

"You went to Barneys without me? You slut!"

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

"We'd like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand on a handbag."

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

Bag Lady.

Designer labels "I'm sorry, but I think I've forgotten your name."

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

'And I got this scar when I got in a crush of plump women rushing to buy Leviathongs at the mall sale...'

Commuter X-Ray

"It's the best bag I've ever had, I can get everything in it."

Luca Barocco's Cannoli Sectional

"By the authority vested in me by Bloomingdale's, how may I help you?"

Handbags Authenticated

Adventure

"...and do you promise to love, honor, and carry all the stuff that won't fit in her purse..."

"Guess where my Guccis took me today."

"I'm worried I didn't bring the right bag"

'It's a top of the line leather laptop case of remarkable sleekness and style. You can't miss it.'