Handbag Enthusiast Gifts

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

"I'm worried I didn't bring the right bag"

"We'd like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand on a handbag."

'Mind changing these blue tablets-they clash with my red handbag.'

"This is the new sales manager in charge of our 'To Die For' line of handbags."

My First Purse.

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

'Oh, stop moaning- I warned you when we first met that I came with baggage.'

"...and do you promise to love, honor, and carry all the stuff that won't fit in her purse..."

Handbag pets

Handbag store - "Perfect."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

To them it's just a Prada handbag

'My purse! The original 24-hour pharmacy.'

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

It bag and no knickers!

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

"Before we take you up to the ship, we need to examine the contents of your bag."

'I am not checking this because it's my purse.'

Patient to Doctor: 'This may hurt a little.'

Neighbourhood Snatch Area.

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

"Which free tote goes best?"

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

"You laugh, but I haven’t bought a new handbag in two weeks."

"Any one of these will make the company even richer."

"It is called, appropriately, 'The Carry-all' "

Bag Lady.

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

"It's the best bag I've ever had, I can get everything in it."

Commuter X-Ray