Handbag Aficionado Gifts

'This sure looks like the inside of my wife's purse.'

NEWS: Handbag lady thwarts six armed robbers.

"Yeah, in a sense, fitting in her handbag means I can go with her everywhere, but the smell of cosmetics gives me headaches..."

Kill A Village

Handbag store - "Perfect."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

Scarf puts hat back on.

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

To them it's just a Prada handbag

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Do you like my bling?

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

It bag and no knickers!

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

Patient to Doctor: 'This may hurt a little.'

Snake Dress-Up

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

"Which free tote goes best?"

Neighbourhood Snatch Area.

Shoe Whore

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

"Tammy's Style Shop went on a selling spree."

"We'd like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand on a handbag."

Extreme Yard Sale

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

Bad Outfit Alarm.