Handbag Aficionado Gifts

'This sure looks like the inside of my wife's purse.'

NEWS: Handbag lady thwarts six armed robbers.

"Yeah, in a sense, fitting in her handbag means I can go with her everywhere, but the smell of cosmetics gives me headaches..."

Kill A Village

Handbag store - "Perfect."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Scarf puts hat back on.

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

To them it's just a Prada handbag

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

Do you like my bling?

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

It bag and no knickers!

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

Patient to Doctor: 'This may hurt a little.'

Snake Dress-Up

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

Shoe Whore

Extreme Yard Sale

"Tammy's Style Shop went on a selling spree."

"Which free tote goes best?"

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

"We'd like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand on a handbag."

Neighbourhood Snatch Area.

Bad Outfit Alarm.