Bag Aficionado Gifts

Handbags Authenticated

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

Death carries a bag for life

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

High security Santa's grotto

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Scarf puts hat back on.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

Online Shopping.

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

'I think there's been some mistake...'

To them it's just a Prada handbag

Sale On Slightly Irregular Designer Shirts

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

Do you like my bling?

'But it didn't cost anything, dear! I did it all off balance-sheet!'

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

'I am not checking this because it's my purse.'

Snake Dress-Up