Bagging Aficionado Gifts

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

To them it's just a Prada handbag

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

"Before we take you up to the ship, we need to examine the contents of your bag."

'I am not checking this because it's my purse.'

"We'd like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand on a handbag."

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

Extreme Yard Sale

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

"Which free tote goes best?"

"Would you like your milk in a bag?"

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home from your overseas vacation.

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

"It is called, appropriately, 'The Carry-all' "

Bag Lady.

Commuter X-Ray

"It's not a backpack."

"It's the best bag I've ever had, I can get everything in it."

Handbags Authenticated

'It's perfect!'

"...and do you promise to love, honor, and carry all the stuff that won't fit in her purse..."

I don't like the looks of this airline.

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'

Death carries a bag for life

"Help - I've fallen and I don't want to get up!"

"I'm worried I didn't bring the right bag"