Bag Connoisseur Gifts

'Oh no! Not another shopping spree!'

Plastic or Paper?

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

To them it's just a Prada handbag

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"I hope he's wearing pants."

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

"Before we take you up to the ship, we need to examine the contents of your bag."

"The big money doesn't seem to be in Pretzels anymore."

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

'I am not checking this because it's my purse.'

It sounds like you have a lot of baggage. Yes, but it's all Louis Vuitton! Menu.

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

"Which free tote goes best?"

'This closet needs digitized.'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

A Woman's Conquests.

"We'd like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand on a handbag."

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

Young man standing with hands in pockets because it is the fashion at his college

'And this is the walk-in clos..' - 'We'll take it!!'

I'm sorry, they don't make dresses large on the inside and small on the outside!

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

"It is called, appropriately, 'The Carry-all' "

"We are looking for the non-yucky apparel."