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'Oh no! Not another shopping spree!'

Plastic or Paper?

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

To them it's just a Prada handbag

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

"I hope he's wearing pants."

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

"Before we take you up to the ship, we need to examine the contents of your bag."

"The big money doesn't seem to be in Pretzels anymore."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'I am not checking this because it's my purse.'

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

'This closet needs digitized.'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"We'd like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand on a handbag."

"Which free tote goes best?"

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

A Woman's Conquests.

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

Young man standing with hands in pockets because it is the fashion at his college

'And this is the walk-in clos..' - 'We'll take it!!'

"We are looking for the non-yucky apparel."

I'm sorry, they don't make dresses large on the inside and small on the outside!

'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

"Do you do these in sheep?"

"It depends on what attitude you wish to convey. This, for example, is part of our 'contempt' line."