Brand Connoisseur Gifts

"Gucci, Gucci, Gucci."

"The big money doesn't seem to be in Pretzels anymore."

'I can't identify with any brand emotionally!'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

Men's business romper.

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'We've re-branded.'

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

"He's an abstract artist."

'Well, your guess is as good as mine. Almost.'

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

"It's called 'Sold'."

'I preferred her in the margarine commercial.'

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

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"Who's the artist?"

"My husband's in advertising."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

'Slugger' Sims...Leader in: Home Runs, RBIs, Endorsement Deals.

Creative department ?

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

Fashion Mistake.

"Introducing the Schultzaccino. Neither tea nor coffee."

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