Brand Connoisseur Mugs

"Gucci, Gucci, Gucci."

"The big money doesn't seem to be in Pretzels anymore."

'I can't identify with any brand emotionally!'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

Men's business romper.

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'We've re-branded.'

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"He's an abstract artist."

'Well, your guess is as good as mine. Almost.'

'I put that the pilgrims ate Butterball Turkey, Stove Top Stuffing, and Mrs. Smith's Pie. Think she'll give extra credit for brand names?'

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"It's called 'Sold'."

'I preferred her in the margarine commercial.'

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

Satis Factory Tour

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'Slugger' Sims...Leader in: Home Runs, RBIs, Endorsement Deals.

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

Fashion Mistake.

"Who's the artist?"

Creative department ?

"Introducing the Schultzaccino. Neither tea nor coffee."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."