Advert Connoisseur Gifts

"$68,000? You said that deceptive ad would cost me $23,000."

'I preferred her in the margarine commercial.'

Creative department ?

Honk if you love Jesus. Jesus Cruz's Bar & Grill 12mi. ahead.

Nine out of ten doctors recommend that you not get stranded on a desert island.

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"He's an abstract artist."

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

Roads with a view.

"It's called 'Sold'."

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

As Seen Watching TV

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

Your Ad Here.

"The big money doesn't seem to be in Pretzels anymore."

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"Who's the artist?"

This Space Available.

"Satan's on the line, sir. He says the soul you sent doesn't look like the one in the ad."

"I can't wait to see our new ad campaign. Wait, don't tell me...it's NEW and IMPROVED!"

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

Eat More Salted Nuts

Nicola Sturgeon

"You have indeed purchased an original Rembrandt. A Ralph Rembrandt."

"The Closer, Cleaner, Smoother Reaper."