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"$68,000? You said that deceptive ad would cost me $23,000."

'I preferred her in the margarine commercial.'

Creative department ?

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'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

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The First Annual Game Show Week.

"He's an abstract artist."

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

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"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

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"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

"It's called 'Sold'."

As Seen Watching TV

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"The big money doesn't seem to be in Pretzels anymore."

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'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

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"Satan's on the line, sir. He says the soul you sent doesn't look like the one in the ad."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"Who's the artist?"

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"I can't wait to see our new ad campaign. Wait, don't tell me...it's NEW and IMPROVED!"

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

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'I hate these commerical breaks!'

A railway station covered in advertising.

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