Ad Connoisseur Pillows

'We feel that advertising that insults the customers intelligence, distracts them from the high cost of the product.'

"You don't think it's too extreme, do you?"

'Yes, everything on the menu does start off at $300. How else are we supposed to pay celebrities to be in our commercials?'

'Back to the weather following this word from Big Al's Snow Removal.'

'I can't remember the name of the stuff but the girl in the TV ad had these ENORMOUS knockers...'

'No ice.'

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Join me in a Martini?

The Family Joules: Part 21

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'Fried chickens.'

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

Malcolm Sargent

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Seven

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

The Family Joules: Part 3

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

Inaction Figure

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

I think my work ethic needs some work. Not to mention some ethics.

"I thought he was into fitness, but his 'fitness tracker' turned out to be a flea and tick collar."

Litteratti K9s.

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.