Advert Connoisseur Prints

"$68,000? You said that deceptive ad would cost me $23,000."

'I preferred her in the margarine commercial.'

Creative department ?

Honk if you love Jesus. Jesus Cruz's Bar & Grill 12mi. ahead.

Nine out of ten doctors recommend that you not get stranded on a desert island.

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"He's an abstract artist."

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

Roads with a view.

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

F1 - Quit Smoking.

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

"It's called 'Sold'."

As Seen Watching TV

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"The big money doesn't seem to be in Pretzels anymore."

Your Ad Here.

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"Satan's on the line, sir. He says the soul you sent doesn't look like the one in the ad."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"Who's the artist?"

This Space Available.

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

"I can't wait to see our new ad campaign. Wait, don't tell me...it's NEW and IMPROVED!"

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

DRINK LAFARGE'S ALE, 'He's trying his best to balance tyhe budget.'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

A railway station covered in advertising.

Eat More Salted Nuts

"The Closer, Cleaner, Smoother Reaper."