Handbags Gifts

"Your keys are in your purse? I think it will be quicker to call a locksmith!"

Handbags Authenticated

Lost Property - "...And this is the entire contents of your missing handbag, is it, Madam?"

"This is the new sales manager in charge of our 'To Die For' line of handbags."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"Before we take you up to the ship, we need to examine the contents of your bag."

"Wait a minute - you're Ellie Pobursky, the famous handbag designer!"

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

To them it's just a Prada handbag

'My purse! The original 24-hour pharmacy.'

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

It bag and no knickers!

'I am not checking this because it's my purse.'

Patient to Doctor: 'This may hurt a little.'

"We'd like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand on a handbag."

Neighbourhood Snatch Area.

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

"Which free tote goes best?"

"You laugh, but I haven’t bought a new handbag in two weeks."

"It is called, appropriately, 'The Carry-all' "

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

"Any one of these will make the company even richer."

Bag Lady.

'A night out is good for a person. I'm figuring on a new handbag.'

"It's the best bag I've ever had, I can get everything in it."

Commuter X-Ray

Adventure

"...and do you promise to love, honor, and carry all the stuff that won't fit in her purse..."

"I'm worried I didn't bring the right bag"