Handbag Hunter Pillows

"You laugh, but I haven’t bought a new handbag in two weeks."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

Customer Convention

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

"'Thou shalt give good discounts'? That's a commandment?"

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

I get my ideas on sale...

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

"Before we take you up to the ship, we need to examine the contents of your bag."

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

'I'd like to see this dress in a smaller price please.'

'I am not checking this because it's my purse.'

Patient to Doctor: 'This may hurt a little.'

Clothes sale - everything must go!

Neighbourhood Snatch Area.

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

"Who gets the Chateaubriand with the mail-in rebate?"

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

Sale today - 50% off everything!

"Which free tote goes best?"

"We'd like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand on a handbag."

New From The People Who Brought You I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-A-Petroleum-By-Product Sandwich Spread

'If you promise to never try to open the locked attic door, the owner will take $20,00 off!'