Handbag Hunter Pillows

"You laugh, but I haven’t bought a new handbag in two weeks."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

'My purse! The original 24-hour pharmacy.'

Customer Convention

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

"'Thou shalt give good discounts'? That's a commandment?"

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

"Before we take you up to the ship, we need to examine the contents of your bag."

I get my ideas on sale...

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

Patient to Doctor: 'This may hurt a little.'

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

'I am not checking this because it's my purse.'

'I'd like to see this dress in a smaller price please.'

Clothes sale - everything must go!

"We'd like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand on a handbag."

Black Friday

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

"Who gets the Chateaubriand with the mail-in rebate?"

Autos. You can drive a hard bargain, but you may find a bargain is hard to drive.

Sale today - 50% off everything!

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

Neighbourhood Snatch Area.

New From The People Who Brought You I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-A-Petroleum-By-Product Sandwich Spread

'If you promise to never try to open the locked attic door, the owner will take $20,00 off!'