Kitchen Hoarder Pillows

"I bought a new canopener, but let's save the old one in case we ever have a need for a broken canopener."

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

Old Spice

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

Dictionary Sale - Now in High Definition.

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"Boy, these are really overdue!"

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

"If we get a bigger place, we'll just accumulate more giraffes."

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

'I knew I needed help when I started going to fast food places only at night so I wouldn't have to share with sea gulls.'

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

'It was a gift.'

Young Geeks.

"Which one of these things is the soap?"

'The sagaman must have had a googol of inedita.'

"Tia Carmen's Bucket List: pulling a 7-day telenovela bender."

'This isn't my closet - this is my room.'

"Bad news Dad, I've just received an e-Alert: The farmer's wife has downloaded a "Coq au Vin" recipe..."

'Damn it! Wait your turn!'

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

"Hi honey, could you run by the bookstore on the way home? We're almost out of poetry."

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

'Oh good, it looks like the few things I ordered from the catalogue have arrived.'

"Honey, are you hoarding lawyers again?"

"They're all the books I've self published on amazon."

"Harry Potter and the chamber of obsolete electronics."

'If it's my food supply for the winter then its different from hoarding.'

'You have a file cabinet full of recipes you're printed off. The only way 99% of them will ever make it into our stomachs is if we the printer paper.'