Toilet Roll Hoarder Prints

"Clear off! Can't you see I'm self-isolating?"

Toilet Roll Drop

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

The trap

"I thought I'd be quids-in but I can't shift the bloody stuff."

"Sure, I may be over the top, but at least I'm not underhanded like him!"

"It's the dog."

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

'It was a gift.'

"Which one of these things is the soap?"

"Buckle up. We're in the midst of an unprecedented breadcrumb recession."

"My father said I was too big for my britches!"

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

"Hey, Lenny, can you spare a rubber band?"

'I hate chick flicks!' 'Sniff...me too...'

Music Collector.

Towels embroidered with 'Me', and 'No... Me.'

"Cartonsit as a general rule, already work alone, usually at home."

"Wot? No toilet paper?"

"Just two more outfits. . .Then I'll jump."

"...so you then developed an addiction to buying toilet rolls. Wasn't that rather expensive?"

"Oh, thank God!"

A man realises he is out of toilet paper.

Don't ask. Just get me the @#^$ out of here. (This cartoon was originally published on 2012-03-11).

'The furniture store next, I'm going to need a larger wardrobe.'

'Give me all your free pens too!'

"The deal is $30K for a dozen rolls. First we count the cash - then you get to squish."

Toilet Roll Prank

"Oh boy! Have you guys picked the wrong time for first contact!"

Toilet Graduation

'What possible use can that have? Now excuse me, I've got to go to the bathroom.'

Coronavirus Shortages

The Last Toilet Roll On Earth