Toilet Paper Hoarder Mugs

A man realises he is out of toilet paper.

Tracking app: '3 minutes ago, we couldn't deliver your toilet paper parcel because you didn't answer the door.'

"...so you then developed an addiction to buying toilet rolls. Wasn't that rather expensive?"

The trap

Toilet Paper Panic

"Hello. . . Police? We've been burgled! The bastards have taken all of our soap, hand sanitiser and toilet rolls!"

"I thought I'd be quids-in but I can't shift the bloody stuff."

"Great. . . I've got 36 pallets of toilet paper and can't even pee."

Coronavirus Shortages

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

I break for toilet paper

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

"No not the puppy please"

Do what you can to flatten the curve

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

A new species just discovered in the Softwood Forest...The TP tree.

Creation of Adam

"Which one of these things is the soap?"

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

"I can't come out, Mary is having one of her marathon cries."

"Cartonsit as a general rule, already work alone, usually at home."

Flush Direct

'It was the only white thing I had.'

'You're so soft today. Did you switch to 2-ply?'

"Oh, thank God!"

Toilet paper calendar

"I figured my family could use a padded cell. Actually, I just buy toilet paper in bulk."

"Watch your step, it's a sure sign bears are around."

"Here, try this on." "But mom, everyone's wearing three ply. I'll be a freak."

'It just hasn't been my day.'

'Procter and Gamble? I dunno, sounds risky - what if everyone stops using toilet paper?'

"My neighbor's house got TPed, and doubled in value."

Toilet Paper Hill