Toilet Paper Gifts

"I wish for lots of clean fun this year."

'It just hasn't been my day.'

"I suppose the combover works, but now I can't see your eyes."

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

The trap

I break for toilet paper

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

Do what you can to flatten the curve

"Sure, I may be over the top, but at least I'm not underhanded like him!"

"I thought I'd be quids-in but I can't shift the bloody stuff."

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

"No not the puppy please"

A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

A new species just discovered in the Softwood Forest...The TP tree.

Creation of Adam

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

Flush Direct

Over. Under. Sideways. Kid.

"Wot? No toilet paper?"

"I can't come out, Mary is having one of her marathon cries."

'I see you approve of our switch to Ultra Soft.'

"Cartonsit as a general rule, already work alone, usually at home."

'It was the only white thing I had.'

'You're so soft today. Did you switch to 2-ply?'

A man realises he is out of toilet paper.

"...so you then developed an addiction to buying toilet rolls. Wasn't that rather expensive?"

Don't ask. Just get me the @#^$ out of here. (This cartoon was originally published on 2012-03-11).

"Measure twice. Wipe once."

"Watch your step, it's a sure sign bears are around."

Toilet paper calendar

"I figured my family could use a padded cell. Actually, I just buy toilet paper in bulk."

"Oh, thank God!"