Toilet Paper Titan Gifts

Mountains of Toilet Paper.

"You can have my disinfectant when you pry it from my cold, dead hands!"

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

"You are correct sir, I am only the janitor and you are the CEO, but remeber I control the availability of toilet paper in the executive washroom."

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

I break for toilet paper

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

Do what you can to flatten the curve

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

"No not the puppy please"

A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.

A new species just discovered in the Softwood Forest...The TP tree.

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

Modern Studying

Creation of Adam

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

Over. Under. Sideways. Kid.

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

Flush Direct

"I can't come out, Mary is having one of her marathon cries."

Toilet Tissue Typist.

'I see you approve of our switch to Ultra Soft.'

'It was the only white thing I had.'

'You're so soft today. Did you switch to 2-ply?'

"Here, try this on." "But mom, everyone's wearing three ply. I'll be a freak."

Bears Going to the Bathroom in Woods.

Toilet paper calendar

'It just hasn't been my day.'

"Watch your step, it's a sure sign bears are around."

"Measure twice. Wipe once."

"I figured my family could use a padded cell. Actually, I just buy toilet paper in bulk."

'Procter and Gamble? I dunno, sounds risky - what if everyone stops using toilet paper?'